Beer 13: Kronenbourg 1664
Served: Conventional tap (bienvenue a France) into a 25cl glass (you'll see why).
Appears: Budweiser yellow.
Smells: Like Budweiser
Tastes: Like Budweiser. Possibly the only edible substance France can't get right.
Price: This stuff will run you €4.20 for 25 cl at Verse Toujours (that's a shade under 9 oz for those of you who think metric is for people who need more freedom). The 50 cl draught wil set you back 8 Euro. Mon francais es tres mal, alors, comme vous di: FUCK THAT NOISE.
Rating: 2/10 before the price deduction. Since this stuff is so outrageously overpriced, my price deduction is going to be to slap a negative sign in front of it. As such, there will probably not be any more beer reviews in this country. Maybe I'll try some wine for shits and giggles. After all, if the French can't teach me to love that stuff, ain't nobody gonna teach me to love that stuff.
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